Through years of record digging in some far-out lands, Michael Sumner has found and assembled some of worst examples of sleeve design in the world, and here they are presented for your shock and amusement like some Victorian carnival freakshow.

So roll up, roll up and join us on a journey of wrestling country & western stars, angry hamburgers, Eastern European mullets, potato people, lurid tracksuits, malevolent mannequins, and flying turtles.